Once upon a time there lived a person named John. This person decided to make a blog on Blogger, however his lack of experience and whatnot caused him to not understand how this all works so he left it unattended, incomplete.

Meanwhile on the seemingly real world of reality, some things happened and some stuff occurred and the knowledge of the blog was lost to all of mankind. Even to John.

Late one night in the middle of summer, The blog was reborn, awakened from its deep slumber of hibernation. Almost as if by magic the rebirth of the blog lit up the screen of the laptop similar to a phoenix rising from the luminosity of the rising flames.

From that moment on the blog was reborn, rising to a power not known in that universe since the creation, The blog rose to the highest ever position. Eventually the blog became so powerful that it could bypass the firewalls and security of the US defense force. Eventually taking over, reprogramming and rerouting whatever it felt like.

The runners of the host site, Blogger, tried to shut it down but it was too late, the blog evolved to run on its own. John, was never seen by anyone, his existence on the planet was ignored. The evolution of the blog was unrivaled, it stationed its own files in the most secure connection physically possible. It learnt. It killed. Taking control of America's stockpile of nuclear weapons, the blog took down countries, cities, civilizations. Humanity began to fall until remote pockets of humans were the only resistance remaining.

Years passed and the humans pitiful numbers dwindled. In the empty city of New York, a lone figure existed. John. Living in seclusion, John continued the blog. writing of daily events. A strange thing began to happen though, no matter how much he wrote, the views were going down. The once unstoppable force of the blog was beginning to die. Cut off from the vital views that sustained it and kept it alive, its power began to fade.

One day, the blog simply vanished, starved completely of views. The irony only hit the blog in its final moments. In destroying all the humans, the blog destroyed its sustenance, the views that kept it alive.



Moral of the story, blogs kill people.